What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Switch 2: Sony says PS5 performance required for ‘great experience on a big screen’ - Video Games Chronicle

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘I Couldn’t Stop Crying’: Swifties React as Taylor Swift Reveals She Finally Owns Her Music - Rolling Stone

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Season ends for Husker baseball with historic loss to Oklahoma - KETV

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

share office space ...

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Trump budget kills NASA’s golden opportunity to see a killer asteroid up close - Ars Technica

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can I wear a headscarf? I am a white female but I have super curly hair, like 3B - 3C. Recently, I've been putting my hair in a pineapple and putting a headscarf around it. Is that okay? I'm not trying to appropriate any cultures.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts