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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:11

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Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Trump budget kills NASA’s golden opportunity to see a killer asteroid up close - Ars Technica
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts